Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Merry Christmas!
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
You Know You Are a Mama When...
...you step out of the shower and find a 3 year old constructing a "big, big, big" tower in your bathroom at 6:45am. Older and wiser women in my life tell me these are the best years because they are little, still want to talk to me (even if I am in the shower) and I usually know where they are at night. I am trying to savor the preschool years, really. But 27 consecutive mornings of seeing Luke long before I see the sun come up is getting a wee bit tiresome. Couldn't our bonding moments begin after it's light outside?
I'm just sayin', is all.
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Trauma 'n Drama
It was a brother-to-brother collision this morning. Andy's face met the Pergo at a very high rate of speed. Bleeding. Lots and lots of bleeding. Now, I am an educated woman in the field of first aid and injury response. When other people's children bleed I think it is way cool.
It's a whole different story when it's my own.
Andy was screaming like crazy and did I mention there was a lot of blood?
I handed him to Steve and raced to the phone. My first call was to a mother of 3 boys who also happens to work as a dental hygenist. I knew she could be the voice of reason, since I was freaking out. She gave me the scoop: firm pressure and apply ice. By the way, mouth injuries heal very quickly.
Andy stopped screaming, pushed the ice away, chugged a bottle and he was good to go.
Friday, December 14, 2007
Things Are Looking Up
A tower of treats that just makes me cheer!
I am a girl raised on mail-order shopping. Catalogs are to be dog-eared, drooled over, perused many times in search of the perfect gift for friends and family scattered hither and yon. Lucky for me, I married a man who shares my fettish, er, affection for catalogs, particularly the Harry and David catalog that arrives approximately 17 times in our mailbox each December.
We never dreamed someone would bestow upon us a Tower of Treats. Oh, we've been blessed with Harry and David pears almost every year. Occasionally a box of chocolates comes our way. But this is a whole 'nother realm. I have exercised much restraint in not devouring the whole container of moose munch all by myself. It is, after all, from Steve's work and he should have equal opportunity to consume mass quantities of empty calories.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Thrilling Thursday
It's been a rough week here in suburbia. The dog continues to be super high maintenance with his paw injury...can't get wet, can't lick it, has to wear a lampshade collar to obstruct the licking, needs anxiety medication because he can't tolerate the collar, blah, blah, blah.
I told him to stop licking for the 17th time this morning and Luke says, "that's what dogs do, mom."
Astute observation, I guess.
Luke's preschool teacher decided a few weeks ago that she just couldn't hack it anymore and handed in her resignation. But she promised to stay until a replacement was found. I don't know all the messy details, but she developed a mysterious illness that prevented her from honoring that commitment. Three year olds don't understand the concept of a substitute teacher. They were mortified to hear of their teacher's departure and even more aggravated by the ever-changing substitute. At last, the replacement arrived yesterday. I couldn't stand to watch, so I didn't stick around. There were more than enough moms hovering in this tiny little shoebox of a classroom, making sure she didn't mess up. Everyone came out alive, so I guess it was a great first day.
To top off our week, Luke woke up at 4:30 this morning and yelled until I came into his room. He said he didn't feel good. I was extremely sympathetic, gave him some medicine and told him not to call me until it was light outside. Well, by 7:30 he was awake again and whimpering in pain. I'm so glad I cancelled our plans for the day, because by 10am he was vomiting all over the floor. I tried to introduce the concept of using a bucket, but he didn't quite make it. It's hard to explain what vomiting is to a 3 year old.
I must say, although I don't have much good news (nor any snazzy pictures), I am so grateful we ripped up our carpet and installed the pergo. Cleaning up a mess such as that was a snap. There you have it, our thrilling Thursday in a nutshell.
I told him to stop licking for the 17th time this morning and Luke says, "that's what dogs do, mom."
Astute observation, I guess.
Luke's preschool teacher decided a few weeks ago that she just couldn't hack it anymore and handed in her resignation. But she promised to stay until a replacement was found. I don't know all the messy details, but she developed a mysterious illness that prevented her from honoring that commitment. Three year olds don't understand the concept of a substitute teacher. They were mortified to hear of their teacher's departure and even more aggravated by the ever-changing substitute. At last, the replacement arrived yesterday. I couldn't stand to watch, so I didn't stick around. There were more than enough moms hovering in this tiny little shoebox of a classroom, making sure she didn't mess up. Everyone came out alive, so I guess it was a great first day.
To top off our week, Luke woke up at 4:30 this morning and yelled until I came into his room. He said he didn't feel good. I was extremely sympathetic, gave him some medicine and told him not to call me until it was light outside. Well, by 7:30 he was awake again and whimpering in pain. I'm so glad I cancelled our plans for the day, because by 10am he was vomiting all over the floor. I tried to introduce the concept of using a bucket, but he didn't quite make it. It's hard to explain what vomiting is to a 3 year old.
I must say, although I don't have much good news (nor any snazzy pictures), I am so grateful we ripped up our carpet and installed the pergo. Cleaning up a mess such as that was a snap. There you have it, our thrilling Thursday in a nutshell.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Good Grief!
Now, if this were a human child, I would be freaking out. If Luke's preschool teacher handed him over to me with an injury and said, "sorry, don't know how this happened. By the way, my first aid skills stink and I couldn't find a band aid. So, if he doesn't get better you should maybe get somebody to look at him." Can you imagine the outrage?
I'm just a teeny, tiny bit wound up about this one.
Wait. It gets better.
When I signed Jake in at the kennel, I purchased a $5 healthy pet guarantee. In plain english, this means that if Jake gets hurt at the kennel, they will cover his expenses at the veterinary clinic. It scared me that they even offered this policy, but I was all over it. So, when I picked Jake up and the oh-so-informed attendant happily charged my Visa card for an obscene amount of money, she also acknowledged that the guarantee was in place and they would "totally cover" my expenses.
Jake's 20 minutes at the vet, including bandage application and amoxicillin, was $55. When I called to ask for reimbursement, these kennel people are suddenly not so helpful. Suddenly they have decided Jake arrived at the kennel with his foot cut open. They don't cover any pre-existing conditions. Grrrrr!
When I was a kid, my grandfather was forever bent over his trusty typewriter, drafting letters of complaint to all kinds of people who had demonstrated poor customer service. He once broke a toilet 3 times trying to install it and 3 times returned it to the store. Of course it was the toilet's fault that it kept cracking. This guy was good.
So, I did something a few minutes ago that would make my Grampie proud. I sat down at my trusty laptop and wrote a very tersely worded letter to the kennel, requesting reimbursement. I don't know if it will do any good, but I certainly feel better.
I am a bit sarcastic today because I am so irritated. On a more serious note, it has occurred to me that it is so important to keep your word and honor your commitments. As a consumer, I am so disappointed that I have encountered such poor customer service. But, more importantly, as a parent, I am reminded of the values of honor and integrity. We need to raise children who hold these values in high esteem...and possess strong communication skills so they can write tersely worded letters.
Friday, November 16, 2007
Kicking the Habit
I am proud to say it has all come to an end.
NO MORE PACIFIERS FOR LUKE!
It's about time, you say. It's only been three and a half years! That's 3 and a half years of naps, car rides and bedtimes where he lulled himself to sleep with his delightful "binky". No going back in his room for drinks of water, endless bed time stories. There was very little whining and fussing. Just in the bed with his binky and lovey (security blanket...we'll probably wrestle that one from his grip right before he steps on the school bus for the first time).
We purchased his last set of pacifiers last Sunday. He chewed holes in them by Tuesday. I was a bit irritated. So, I told him the trash man took his binkies away because there were holes in them and they didn't work anymore. That actually went over pretty well. He only cried one time, but he has slept through his naps and at night without any problems.
Now, frequent flyers here at the blog (all 10 of you) may recall a previous post where I forced him to walk away from a certain red car that he insisted he MUST have. I promised he could have one as soon as he gave up the binkies. Do you know that's the first thing he remembered after sleeping through the night without his pacifier? Last night we all piled in the minivan and went to Fred Meyer so he could select the much-coveted Lightnin' McQueen. That car makes the most obnoxious noises. Such noises provided the background for our breakfast this morning. Steve looked at me and said, "better than having a binky, eh?"
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Post-Op Recovery
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Trick or Treat
Monday, October 29, 2007
Eighty-Five!
Monday, October 22, 2007
Another Museum Adventure
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
I Ain't No Mack, I'm a Peterbilt, for dang sake!"
Monday, October 15, 2007
We Have Lift Off!
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
TWO Grandma-Greats!
Reunion
Friday, October 5, 2007
Car Talk
Several weeks ago, Luke stuffed 3 paper clips and a pair of earrings into the CD player of the Silver Bullet (aka: our van). Surprisingly enough, this damaged the amplifier and it no longer produces sound. Now, I am generally an optimistic person. I tried to think positively about this new turn of events. These thoughts went something like, "oh, good, now I'll have time to think in the car. I won't have the distraction of the radio, I might even consider a little prayer time".
Ha! Luke has taken this opportunity to torture his captive audience. He talks every single second that he is in that car.
So, being the blogger that I am, perhaps I will document some of these conversations...
Luke threw I gigantic tantrum today because he wasn't allowed to take his friend's toy back to our house. Did I mention this is a gynormous Lightnin' McQueen car that talks when you push the buttons? Luke adores the little red car and simply must have every one that he encounters. He would not leave that house without the car. After I pried it from his grip and forced him out the door, the negotiating began.
"Can I have that Lightnin' McQueen car, mama? That's Luke's car, that's not Reilly's car, that's my car, that car's going to my house, it's not staying at Reilly's house, can I have that car? Can I stay here? I WANNA STAY AT REILLY'S HOUSE!!"
"We don't take our friend's toys." (said forcefully, with teeth gritted, while manipulating his resistant body into his car seat)
"I WANT LIGHTNIN' MCQUEEN! THAT'S MY CAR!"
"Listen, if you give away all of your binkies (pacifiers) then I will buy that car for you."
"What did you say, mama?"
" If you say goodbye to all of your binkies and never use them again, you may have that car."
"Never use my binkies again? Throw them away?"
"Yes, throw them away, never again, no more binkies."
"Oh, mama, you are such a funny girl." (boyish, 3 year old laughter)
Yes. Yes, I am.
Ha! Luke has taken this opportunity to torture his captive audience. He talks every single second that he is in that car.
So, being the blogger that I am, perhaps I will document some of these conversations...
Luke threw I gigantic tantrum today because he wasn't allowed to take his friend's toy back to our house. Did I mention this is a gynormous Lightnin' McQueen car that talks when you push the buttons? Luke adores the little red car and simply must have every one that he encounters. He would not leave that house without the car. After I pried it from his grip and forced him out the door, the negotiating began.
"Can I have that Lightnin' McQueen car, mama? That's Luke's car, that's not Reilly's car, that's my car, that car's going to my house, it's not staying at Reilly's house, can I have that car? Can I stay here? I WANNA STAY AT REILLY'S HOUSE!!"
"We don't take our friend's toys." (said forcefully, with teeth gritted, while manipulating his resistant body into his car seat)
"I WANT LIGHTNIN' MCQUEEN! THAT'S MY CAR!"
"Listen, if you give away all of your binkies (pacifiers) then I will buy that car for you."
"What did you say, mama?"
" If you say goodbye to all of your binkies and never use them again, you may have that car."
"Never use my binkies again? Throw them away?"
"Yes, throw them away, never again, no more binkies."
"Oh, mama, you are such a funny girl." (boyish, 3 year old laughter)
Yes. Yes, I am.
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Happy Birthday, Andrew!
In other news, we welcomed an unexpected addition to the family today: Luke's friend, Bob. Unfortunately, Luke is the only one who can see Bob. Bob appears to be ultra skinny and low maintenance, although he likes to eat cookies...
Monday, September 17, 2007
The Little Fireman
In other news...Luke went to the bathroom at pre-school ALL BY HIMSELF. For those of you who have witnessed our long, slow (agonizing) potty training process, you might just feel the need to shout "Hooray!". I high-fived Mrs. Leigh when she shared this little tidbit with me. I spent several minutes praising Luke for his achievements. Once we were in the car and on the way home, he shared with me that he hit one of his friends and Mrs. Leigh had to talk to him about it. Hmmm. We can't have everything, I guess.
Luke's verbal abilities have really blossomed over the past several months. Although, I must admit I grow a little weary of the chatter and I'm woefully ill-equipped to deal with the "hard" questions. A teenage boy was killed here in Maple Valley last week. Apparently a he and his skateboard collided with a dump truck. Flowers and balloons are sitting by the side of the road, which happens to be a frequent route we travel. Luke wanted to know what happened. Honesty is the best policy, right? We told him the boy was hit by a dump truck and he died. DIED??
How exactly does one explain "died" to a three year old?
I thought I would be extra honest and tell him that everyone will die someday.
Perhaps that wasn't the best choice.
As we are driving home that way today (I must confess I went the long way on the way to preschool to avoid all the questions), Luke begins to name everyone he can think of and wants to know if they will die, too. Poor kid. I hope he isn't too traumatized.
Monday, September 10, 2007
First Day of Pre-school
Phew! I'm sure glad this day is done. I was so anxious for Luke to start pre-school today. I was worried about dropping Andy off with a friend, stressed about traffic, concerned Luke wouldn't use the potty...I can't really think of anything I wasn't worried about. I suppose this was a good reminder that God hears all of my cares, because things went very smoothly. Andy was perfectly content with his surroundings, Luke went right into the church and used the bathroom, then, in typical Luke fashion, went straight to the toys. We listened to a sweet little story about saying goodbye to our moms, which included our first craft. We put my handprint next to Luke's on a piece of paper, then kissed 2 hearts and placed them on the handprints. If he ever gets anxious about being away from me, he has "the kisses" on our handprints hanging in his classroom. It was very fun. I don't think he was impressed, but a craft is always a bright spot in my day. He has 3 boy classmates and 8 girls. Wow! My objective in enrolling him is social development. It looks like there will be lots of opportunities to learn to get along with others, because every child is unique.
I was determined to have him fully potty trained by today, but it didn't happen. I'm quite thankful that pull-ups are acceptable, because he sure did wear one today.
This was the most popular toy: the rice table. Luke is trying to pretend Sophie isn't telling him what to do. She did not want anyone to manage her project...welcome to the first day of the rest of your life, kiddos.
This is a modified co-op, which translates to parents doing a portion of the work to keep tuition costs reasonable. I signed up to be the class photographer/scrapbooker. I'm really thankful this is a 2 person job, because it is difficult to take good pictures of small people who don't sit still. Luke said he had a good time. I hope he still feels that way on Wednesday. I was quite proud of him, he told me about 45 minutes into the morning that I needed to go. So, I went. I think Andy and I will enjoy some one-on-one time.
This was the most popular toy: the rice table. Luke is trying to pretend Sophie isn't telling him what to do. She did not want anyone to manage her project...welcome to the first day of the rest of your life, kiddos.
This is a modified co-op, which translates to parents doing a portion of the work to keep tuition costs reasonable. I signed up to be the class photographer/scrapbooker. I'm really thankful this is a 2 person job, because it is difficult to take good pictures of small people who don't sit still. Luke said he had a good time. I hope he still feels that way on Wednesday. I was quite proud of him, he told me about 45 minutes into the morning that I needed to go. So, I went. I think Andy and I will enjoy some one-on-one time.
First Cake
Andrew's Baptism
We chose to have Andrew baptized at our church yesterday. My parents and grandmother came for the day, as well as my sister and her family. Our new associate pastor, Jeff, did a wonderful job. Luke was in rare form, dancing in the aisle and adding his own comments during the baptism. If I wasn't so worried about Luke's behavior, I might have felt a little sentimental about the event. Pastor Jeff asked for someone in the congregation to commit to praying for Andrew from now until he is 18 years old. It's kind of an awkward pause as you wonder if anyone will raise their hand. Our friend and fellow small group member, Tara, was kind enough to rise to the challenge. Andrew did quite well. We never know what to expect when we throw a surpise into his normally predictable routine. He added a few words of his own and squealed a little. There is a portion of the sacrament where an elder asks the congregation to commit to helping us raise Andrew in a Christ-centered church family. She also holds the water for the baptism. In case you are wondering about the stranger in denim, it's Laurie the elder.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Celebrating

Sunday, August 19, 2007
Fifty Years
Monday, August 6, 2007
Just Peachy
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Ta-Da!
Friday, July 27, 2007
Meanwhile, Down on the Farm
He even posed in mid-throw and said, "cheese!" I'm not sure where all of this drama comes from, but it certainly is entertaining. He has really been a good sport about being out of the house all week. I feel bad dragging him all around, but he seems pretty okay with it. What 3 year old boy wouldn't love a tractor ride with their Papa?
When we got home on Wednesday night, this is what we found. It looks great, even in it's half-finished state. We weren't quite sure what we were getting into, but I think we'll be pleased with the end result. It certainly is a messy little project...sawdust on EVERYTHING.
Operation Pergo
The "flooring guy" came this week and tackled a little project we're calling Operation Pergo. This is day 5 and it appears we are in a holding pattern. He had to use his handy-dandy saw to cut around all the cabinets in the kitchen, which apparently set him back a bit. He worked his tail off on Wednesday to finish the family room, kitchen, hallway and part of the play room. He hasn't been back since. It seems he has some kind of emergency, so hopefully we'll see him today. 
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Look, Friends, It's Free!
My first giveaway, I'm so excited! It's the Dog Days of Summer Giveaway so please leave a comment and you are eligible to WIN! That's right. Something for nothing. No strings attached. Zip. Zilch. Zero fine print. What is this FREE item, you ask? Love and Respect by Dr. Emerson Eggerichs, a fanastic book that will transform your marriage. It's definitely a must-read, whether you've been married 10 days or 10 years. I will hold the drawing on Friday July 27th.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
First Haircut
Steve left for a guys' weekend in St. Louis this morning, just prior to the haircuts, so he missed the "spiky look". I thought he would get a kick out of this picture, especially since they look just like him!
Thursday, July 12, 2007
We've Come A Long Way, Baby!
Road Trip!
On the road again...how quickly we have forgotten the trials and tribulations of our last adventure. Spokane was our destination, just a quick 5 hour jaunt on I-90. How tough could that be? Andy screamed for nearly 100 miles, followed closely by Luke's first experience with car sickness. I was ready to turn around, but the men in my life encouraged me to press on. After a wardrobe change for Luke and a quick cleansing of his car seat, we were back on track. I'm so glad we continued, as it ended up being a great weekend. We saw some dear friends, Luke rode the Ferris wheel for the first time and we squeezed in a quick visit with my cousin, Steve. Unfortunately, I was a big slacker in the photography department and the camera remained in storage for most of the trip. Here is one picture of Andy, beaming for the camera. He really does cry, honest.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
It's Called a "Yurt", Y'all!
This is a yurt, for all of you ignorant in the ways of west coast campers. Call us wimpy, call us cheaters, but we were fifty billion times warmer than the guys down the road in their rain-soaked tent. We had heat, futons and even laminate flooring! 
Here's our youngest camper. Who knew a water bottle could provide so much entertainment? For those in the blogosphere who aren't in the midst of the preschool years, that's a Bumbo chair he's sitting in. No, it doesn't come with the yurt. It was a gift from my sister and family. It's a perfect little portable chair for babies and we just love it. For those of you who live in close proximity, the campsite was Grayland Beach State Park in Westport, Washington. A popular destination, so book now for next summer!
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